I Hate This Little Prick! He's Not Fuckin' Funny, He's Small As Hell, And I...Dont...Like..Him!!!! Enjoy.

What Happened When Gary Coleman Took Viagra?

That Little Dick Grew Three Inches.

 

Why Did Gary Coleman Take A Job As A Security Guard?

He Thought The Uniform Would Get Him Respect, But The Golf Cart Took All That Away.

 

Why Doesn't Gary Coleman Like Midgets?

They Wont Stop Making Fun Of Him.

 

Gary's Mom Took Him To The Doctors When He Was 15 Because Of A Splinter. The Doctor

Told His Mom, "Its A Small Prick. The Splinter Isn't To Bad Ether.

 

Why Did Gary Coleman Take Viagra?

He Was Tire Of People Yelling "Fucking Little Black Prick!"

 

What Happened When Gary Coleman Sleep Walked?

He Woke Up Under The Dinner Table.

 

How Did Gary Coleman Get His First Taste Of Pussy?

When The Woman In Front Of Him Suddenly Stooped Walking.

 

Gary Coleman Gets A Hooker And They Go Back To Her Motel Room. All Night The Manager Here's "One, Two, Three, Uh! One, Two, Three, Uh!" The Next Morning He Sees Him Leaving The Room. He Goes Up To Him And Says "Sounds Like You Had A Good Time Last Night?" Gary Says "Are You Kidding? I Couldn't Even Get On The Bed".

 

How Can You Tell When Gary Coleman Has A Hard On?

If You Lay Him Down On His Stomach, He's Taller.

 

What Happened When Gary Coleman Gained 300lbs?

He Got A Job Doing M&M Commercials.

 

Why Doesn't Gary Coleman Drink?

No One Will Sell Him Liquor.

 

How Many Gary Coleman's Does Is Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Depends On How High You Have To Stack Them To Reach The Roof.

 

Why Doesn't Gary Coleman Masturbate?

Every Time He Cums He Shoots Himself Back Five Feet.

 

Why Haven't You Seen Gary Coleman In Any If No Movies?

Like All Of Us, The Camera Doesn't Like Him.

 

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